Sam Crustwell - Puns Book

200+ Axe Puns That’ll Chop Your Boredom Away

Why did the lumberjack break up with his axe? It just couldn’t handle the pressure! And just like this sharp […]

Why did the sorority girl bring a ladder to rush week? Because she wanted to rise to the occasion! And

Feeling oar-some today? Maybe it’s because you’ve just stumbled upon the ultimate collection of kayak puns! If you’ve ever taken

Feeling a little plastic today? That’s okay — we’re just getting into the doll spirit! Dolls have been part of

Ever feel like life is going in circles? Don’t worry, you’re not the only one stuck in a pun-agon of

Ever been so thirsty for laughs that even water won’t do the trick? Well, hydrate your funny bone, because this

Ever heard of a state so pun-derful, even the trees leaf you laughing? Welcome to Oregon, where the puns grow

Ever heard of a needle that always tells jokes? Yeah, it’s sew hilarious. Much like that one, this article threads

Why did the towel get invited to every party? Because it always brings good “clean” fun! And just like that

Ever been in a crumb-y mood? Maybe all you needed was a good scone pun to butter up your day.