Sam Crustwell - Puns Book

150+ Stitch Puns That’ll Sew Up Your Day

Ever heard of a needle that always tells jokes? Yeah, it’s sew hilarious. Much like that one, this article threads […]

Why did the towel get invited to every party? Because it always brings good “clean” fun! And just like that

Ever been in a crumb-y mood? Maybe all you needed was a good scone pun to butter up your day.

Ever wondered why gelato is so smooth? Because it never freezes up under pressure! And just like that creamy classic,

Feeling a little down in the dumps? Let me roll you into a world of humor that’s tough on the

Have you ever seen a flag at half-mast and wondered what it’s mourning? Probably all the missed puns. And much

You know what’s really grounding? A good root pun. Roots run deep—just like our sense of humor. Whether you’re a

Why don’t ghosts ever throw wild parties? Because they don’t want to wake the dead! And just like that little

Ever feel like life on the ranch is a bit too moo-notonous? Well, saddle up, partner—because we’re about to lasso

Why did Mario break up with Peach? Because she was acting a little Bowser-ous! Just like that pun, this article