Weddings are a celebration of love, joy, and laughter. And what’s a better way to spread happiness than with a collection of wedding puns that will have everyone in stitches? From clever vows to fun wedding decorations, we’ve rounded up a list of puns to add some humor to your special day. So, let’s tie the knot with a bundle of giggles!
Classic Wedding Puns for Every Couple
“Tying the knot” has never been this punny! Get ready to laugh your way down the aisle with these classic wedding puns that are perfect for speeches, decorations, and even your wedding vows.
- Let’s raise a toast to the newlyweds—cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after!
- I can’t wait to marry you and spend the rest of my life bugging you—forever and always.
- I’m stuck on you like glue, and I’m not afraid to say it—I’m hooked!
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, and now we’re making our sandwich of love official.
- My heart beats for you, and it’s a perfect match—just like wedding bands.
- Let’s make our vows stick together, like love and duct tape.
- I’m totally nuts about you—no one else will do!
- Our love is like a good wine—it only gets better with time, and I’m ready to age with you.
- Here’s to the perfect pair—two peas in a pod, forever entwined.
- You’ve got me on a string, and now I’m saying “I do”!
Funny Wedding Puns for the Big Day
Wedding days are filled with joy, and laughter should definitely be part of the ceremony. From cheeky officiants to playful toast moments, these wedding puns will add just the right amount of humor to your celebration.
- Here’s to a love that’s going to last as long as the open bar!
- Let’s not beat around the bush—this is the best day ever!
- I’m knot kidding when I say I’m the luckiest person in the world to marry you!
- Our love is unbreakable—like wedding cake!
- You’re my soulmate, and now I’m legally bound to you—forever and always.
- When you said, “I do,” I knew you were all in—just like me!
- You’re the mac to my cheese, the icing to my cake, and the love of my life.
- It’s no secret—I’m stuck on you, just like wedding favors stuck in everyone’s hands!
- From this moment on, let’s promise to love each other more than we love cake.
- I’m falling for you faster than a bride’s bouquet drops!
Wedding Day Decorations & Party Fun
Looking to add some charm to your wedding décor? These puns are perfect for signs, centerpieces, and photo booth props. Get ready to decorate your venue with these delightful and pun-filled sayings!
- “We’ve got the perfect recipe for a happy marriage: love, laughter, and a dash of confetti!”
- “Let’s taco ‘bout love—this marriage is nacho average one!”
- “Knot your average wedding—let’s get this party started!”
- “This marriage is going to be legen—wait for it—dary!”
- “You and me—we’re like glue and glitter: we stick together, and we shine!”
- “A love like ours is rare, but so are these wedding favors—take one, they’re ‘pun’-derful!”
- “Love is in the air—and so are the flower petals!”
- “Happily ever after starts here—right between the ‘I do’ and the cake!”
- “Let’s toast to the bride and groom—who are ‘knot’ afraid to commit to each other!”
- “Here’s to the couple who’s ‘wedding’ the right way—together!”
Funny Wedding Toast Puns for Your Guests
If you’re giving a toast at the wedding, these puns will make sure the audience is cracking up while you express your best wishes. Perfect for a fun and lighthearted speech!
- “Here’s to love, laughter, and not having to share your fries anymore!”
- “To the happy couple: May your love be as endless as the open bar!”
- “You two are a match made in heaven—or at least on Pinterest!”
- “To the bride and groom: May your life together be filled with love and a little bit of chaos, just like wedding planning.”
- “Wishing you both a lifetime of love and laughter—just remember, marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with two hearts and a diamond, and in the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!”
- “You two are more than just a beautiful couple—you’re a ‘pun’-derful pair.”
- “Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park, but with a lot more love!”
- “To the newlyweds: May your love be as strong as the Wi-Fi connection at the reception!”
- “Here’s to finding your lobster—because everyone needs a lobster in their life!”
- “To the happy couple: May your love grow like a wedding cake—layer by layer and always sweet!”
Wedding Vows and Ceremony Fun
Ready to add a dash of humor to your wedding vows or ceremony script? These puns will help you promise forever with a side of laughter. They’re perfect for making your vows both meaningful and fun!
- “I vow to love you forever—unless we’re out of chocolate—then all bets are off!”
- “I promise to always be there for you, even if we’re just binge-watching Netflix for the fifth time this week.”
- “I vow to be your rock, your safe place, and your partner in crime—especially when it comes to sneaking the last slice of pizza.”
- “I promise to laugh with you in the good times, and make terrible puns during the bad times.”
- “I vow to always support your dreams, even if it involves a new collection of wedding decorations you ‘have to’ buy.”
- “I promise to love you more than cake—and that’s saying a lot, because I really love cake.”
- “I vow to hold your hand through life’s journey, and occasionally grab the remote when you’re not looking.”
- “I promise to keep our love fresh—just like the flowers at this ceremony, and the cake that everyone will devour in five minutes.”
- “I vow to be the peanut butter to your jelly, and to never let you feel ‘jammed’ in life.”
- “I promise to cherish you, through thick and thin, no matter how many times we end up running late for dinner.”
Wedding Fun for Every Guest
The wedding celebration isn’t just about the couple—it’s a time for guests to enjoy themselves too! These puns will keep everyone laughing throughout the night, making sure the party stays lively.
- “Let’s ‘tie the knot’ with love, laughter, and dancing—because who doesn’t love a good wedding shuffle?”
- “Don’t ‘leaf’ yet—stick around for the best party of your life!”
- “You’re ‘gonna have a ball’—just don’t roll away with the cake.”
- “It’s time to ‘pop’ the champagne and ‘wine’ down on a night to remember.”
- “This wedding is ‘knot’ one to miss—let’s have some fun and dance till the break of dawn.”
- “We’re so happy you could ‘knot’ miss the big day—let’s make it unforgettable!”
- “Wedding cake is the best way to ‘seal the deal’—and everyone gets a slice of happiness!”
Let the Puns Begin!
Whether you’re saying your vows, delivering a toast, or just having fun with your guests, these wedding puns are the perfect way to add a little humor to your special day. After all, a wedding is about love, laughter, and making memories that last a lifetime—so why not start with a few giggles?
From the moment you walk down the aisle to your first dance, these puns will help keep the mood light and the smiles endless. So go ahead—use these puns to bring some extra joy and laughter to your big day. After all, love is the ultimate pun, and you’re about to “knot” it together for life!
Let’s toast to your future, filled with puns, love, and a lot of happiness!
