Sam Crustwell - Puns Book

250+ Borg Puns to Assimilate Your Humor

*Resistance is futile… when it comes to these hilarious Borg puns! If you’ve ever wondered what happens when cyborgs get […]

Have you ever wondered why noodles are always happy? Because they know how to “pasta” time deliciously! And just like

Ever wondered why knees are always in the best shape? Because they never skip leg day! And just like this

Basketball isn’t just a game—it’s a slam dunk of fun, strategy, and teamwork. And what better way to celebrate the

Have you ever wondered why Greek philosophers never panic? Because they always keep their “Socrates” in check! And just like

What’s a lobster’s favorite type of music? Claw-ssical! Just like that pun, we’re diving deep into a sea of humor

Ever wondered why lizards never stress? Because they just “scale” back and relax! And just like that pun, our article

Ever stepped on a Lego and felt like your life was falling apart—brick by brick? Well, we’re here to put

Ever felt a little “lost” when looking for the perfect pun? Well, you won’t need a compass to find your

Ever wondered why tacos never get sad? Because they always know how to taco ‘bout it! And just like that,